Some people love the fall season because of pumpkin spice and the return of UGG boots and flannel, but we here at Alaska Leaf are most excited about celebrating Halloween.
Unfortunately, as we get older, the increased likelihood of falling face-first during a pub crawl, – or even more embarrassingly, straining a muscle while trying to squeeze into a hilarious child’s costume – happens. But never fear, there is an iconic flower that can both ease your pains and help you sleep off the humiliation at the same time. Of course, we are talking about Bio Jesus.
A cross between Gumbo and Bio-Diesel, Bio Jesus has been around for a long time. In fact, the medical community relies on it for its pain-relieving and sleep-inducing properties. However, you don’t have to be suffering from chronic illness to reap the benefits of this heavy-hitting hybrid. Anyone looking for help relieving a bout of stress-related insomnia is going to love this flower.
GOOD Cannabis’ iteration of Bio Jesus differs a little from other versions we have tested. Firstly, while the buds certainly display the light green leaves with prevalent orange hairs and crystallized trichomes, the scent profile is more citrus than the expected diesel and pine. The testing is also slightly lower than expected, but don’t let that turn you off – even at 25%, GOOD’s Bio Jesus is a winner.
After lightly packing a single bowl, we felt an intense body high wash over us. Just as we settled into couchlock, the high made its way to our frontal lobes, leaving us in a euphoric state of mind. Finding the smoke a little harsh, we switched to a vaporizer for our second round.
When we compounded our initial high with a second hit, the effects changed slightly and we were no longer glued to the couch. In true hybrid fashion, the instant the second dose of Bio Jesus hit our lungs, we were filled with energy while our bodies felt loose as a goose. We enjoyed a 30-minute window of bouncing off the walls before the strain’s sedating effects took hold – waking up the following morning next to a proper puddle of drool.
All in all, there are many reasons to praise Bio Jesus. It’s a classic for a reason and every stoner should experience its effects at least once.
This article was originally published in the October 2022 issue of Alaska Leaf.
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