Chase your cereal milk buzz down with a terpy, cocktail-themed vapor, and spend your day feeling like Royal Tree — from the first puff to the last hit.
A successful day begins with a balanced breakfast of terpenes and caffeine, so we started our morning medicating with Zerealz, a tasty cross between Cereal Milk and Zkittlez. Five quick clicks activate a screen and turn the pen on, showing battery life and letting us know we are ready to rip the penjamin and slow down time.
The first inhales are silky and smooth, with a funky Z, cereal milk vapor that washes over the palate. Exhaling brings out notes of citrus, gas and cookies that tingle the nose as effects rush to the frontal lobes. Ripping the pen outside in the cold morning air ignites our senses, so we grip our coffee cup a little tighter as a euphoric sedation takes hold, ensuring that we are fully baked for our daily adventures. Almost too heavy for breakfast dabs, Zerealz shines in live resin, and we offset the melting mind with copious amounts of coffee.
The average day finds this writer hitting a pen at least 20 different times. Maybe it’s the weird email, the kids yelling or the dog tracking mud into the house. Time to hit the pen, reset and exhale the bullshit. But even with the delicious Royal Tree Gardens terps keeping our minds calm during the challenges of a suburban day, when 5 p.m. rolls around, it’s time for another head change.
That’s when we reached for the Middlefork x Mojito, a classic meets more modern genetics for a flavorful and powerful combination that’s ready for the work bell to ring and the party to start. We press the button, and a cloud of mint-lime-gas funk rushes into our lungs with a smooth hug of terp sauce vapor before exhaling in a cloud of relaxing bliss.
The Mojito terps are very bright and noticeable, but Middlefork brings Blueberry and Dutch Treat genetics to the party, and the combination is stoney, happy and ready for a creative kitchen sesh.
With live resin and terp sauce disposables — as well as a delicious lineup of flavorful and heavily stoney rosins — the Royal Tree Gardens lab team is cooking up hits for your next winter weed adventure.
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This article was originally published in the February 2026 issue of Northwest Leaf.
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