Dive into a low-temp bowl of the fruity and creamy Purple Milk that brings an extra helping of berries and Kush that’s perfect for a stoney breakfast-in-bed dab.
Colors and milk don’t usually go together, unless it’s at the end of a bowl of color-changing Cap’n Crunch Berries. As a kid, this writer’s mom would use food coloring to “holiday theme” the milk: orange for Halloween, red for Valentine’s Day and green for St. Patrick’s. When friends would come over they’d be shocked and delighted – a feeling that can be revisited when offering up the tasty dabs of Purple Milk.
Twisting open a jar of Purple Milk releases a rush of rich berries with comforting notes of gassy vanilla and lemony Kush that tantalize the palate and mind. The thick golden badder has a gorgeous layer of terps floating in a sappy-thick consistency, loading easily into our Focus V by Carta for a low-temp dab. First inhales are extremely smooth with a thick gassy vapor that coats the palate before exhale – lingering with a syrupy grape tang in the tastebuds as effects envelop the senses like a misty fog.
We felt ourselves relax as anxiety, stress and extra thoughts slowed down, while the present moment of stoney bliss became our newfound focal point – complete with a warming body buzz that loosened tight muscles and unwound the mind. While it might be heavy for some users, we found this Purple Milk to be lovely in the morning hours, allowing for a before-the-workday break to center and get perfectly stoned and zoned for tasks. But it’s still a heady, heavy high … so don’t go too hard, or save the Purple Milk for an end-of-the-day treat with cereal for dinner. We won’t judge!
This article was originally published in the October 2023 issue of Oregon Leaf.
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