These drinks are so nice, we had to review them twice. Meet the Dank Drank from GoodSinse – delivering a powerful high with convenient packaging that mixes a hit of nostalgia into each fruity drink pouch.
Growing up in the ‘90s felt like the golden age of sugary drinks, from Hi-C boxes to the wax-tipped Kool Aid shooters. We had a “no juice box” rule in my home, and this writer will never forget sneaking one at a friend’s house … only to have it squirt grape-colored sugar water on a new shirt. It’s funny how little memories stick with you throughout the years – and just as refreshing as a Capri Sun at a soccer game was as a kid, the Dank Drank delivers with a much more potent version.
Cannabis beverages are the fastest growing segment of edibles around the country for a reason: They are fun and hit hard! The Dank Drank lives up to its name with 100mg of THC in each handy pouch, featuring an easy to reseal twist top that makes taking small sips for a microdose a breeze. A refreshing THC head rush more your speed? Squeeze it like you’re late for recess.
The orange flavor tastes like a throwback OJ, with a citrus tang and a hint of Cannabis that adds a little complexity to the drink. Perfect in the morning, this can be added to a smoothie or poured into a glass for a high-class addition to a complete breakfast.
The limeade version has a little more 5 o’clock somewhere vibes … making for a perfect mocktail mixer to create an infused margarita. Blended or on the rocks is the only hard choice here, and we love that this beverage can be a fun replacement for alcohol. The limeade has a bright, tart sweetness that puckers the mouth with a hint of sour before filling the mind and body with a heady buzz.
Perfect for any occasion – and any time of day that the edible urge strikes – these drinks are tasty, fun and potent. We can’t wait to see what the next flavors from GoodSinse’s creative kitchen team will be!
This article was originally published in the October 2023 issue of Alaska Leaf.
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