The euphemisms write themselves, but we’ll say that this is the best ’gasm you can buy at a weed store, and the only one that’s guaranteed to deliver satisfaction with every hit.
The Rolling Stones wrote a song called “(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction,” but when it was released in 1965, weed definitely wasn’t legal yet. Fast forward to 2002, and Benny Benassi’s “Satisfaction” came out, with a much sexier vibe and beat. But Benny couldn’t buy legal weed yet in ’02, which makes the point that we really do live in the best time of the best timeline — one where weedy satisfaction is just a trip to the dispensary away.
While there’s nothing as satisfying as an old-school orgasm, Terpgasm is definitely coming in second place, and it might help get you to the first. This vibrant purple bud from Mt. Baker Homegrown glistens with trichomes, covering the curvy nugs with a sparkling sheen. Opening a jar sends a gushing wave of rich, fruity gas, with bright citrus and rose petals melting into a darker, funky-marker-grape finish that reminds us of the flavored coloring pens from school.
Breaking up the thick, dense buds covers the fingers in sticky trichomes as a bowl is loaded, preparing the mind and body for a thick hit to come. First inhales are sharp and gassy yet extremely smooth, followed by a rush of tingly euphoria to the frontal lobes before melting into the body. This is a feel-good buzz, rushing over the body in waves as tension and stress disappear, making mental and physical space for happiness to take hold.
After a few bowls, our minds were floating blissfully above a sedated and chillaxed body, a full release of what can only be described as a Terpgasm. Luckily for us, there’s no recovery time required between bowls, so this is one button you can press over and over until a desired peak is reached, thanks to the craft growers at Mt. Baker Homegrown.
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This article was originally published in the April 2025 issue of Northwest Leaf.
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