Monkey Jones Alien Strawberry Candy
The nose jumps out at you. It’s all sweet strawberry and tart lemon yogurt, with dense, thick green spears and purple sugar leaves, all crusted with resin glands. Cracking the bud open shows more of the classic purple linalool-type aromas. The buzz is a very cozy, blanket-type high with a floaty, positive headspace that’s certain to elevate your day. –Review by Nick Evans
monkeyjones.me | @_monkey_jones
GELE Headbanger
It is one of GELE’s signature strains, and you can see why they hang their hats on this Karma Genetics cross of Sour Diesel and Biker Kush. There are notes of gas, Pine-Sol cleaner and earthy dank popping out of the jar. At 30% THC, it’s a solid hitter with a layered high. It’s also a real crowd-pleaser, with people reaching for this jar for seconds at the sesh. –Review by Nick Evans
gardenofgele.com | @gardenofgele2.0 | karmagenetics.shop | @karma__genetics_2
Unicorn Tears Fiji Sunset
Fiji Sunset is a cross of Glazed Apricot Gelato and Grape Gasoline, made by Chris at Compound Genetics. Hunted and selected by Flavor Farming, this strain has a boat dock vibe, with notes of rich, deep red grenadine and apricot over pineapple and citrus in a tiki glass. The hint of gasoline solidifies the sentiment. The high is strong but balanced, offering a euphoric headspace and a mellow, pain-melting body high, a perfect pairing for your yacht rock playlist. –Review by Nick Evans
compound-genetics.com | @compoundgeneticsofficial | @flavorfarming | @unicorn_tears_co
Flavor Farming ForZiato
ForZiato is another great example of Zkittlez in a cross. This Flavor Farming selection features Zkittlez pollinated with reversed pollen from Bacio Gelato (aka Gelato 41). The Z terps are strong on this one, with some creamy, sugary dough, lavender and warm tires to round things out. There’s some nice bag appeal, too, with a big frost atop the dark green buds with purple sugar leaves. –Review by Nick Evans
Upstate Gardens Zsunami
Zsunami, created by Archive Seeds, is a cross of Zazul and Moonbow 112 F2 #60. Upstate Gardens’ cut has beautiful lime sorbet and mossy forest aromas so alluring that you get stuck with your nose in the jar. The dense, trichome-laden buds break down to a great texture, and the palate-staining smoking experience is as pleasant as the stoney punch that quickly washes over you. –Review by Nick Evans
upstategardens.com | @upstategardens | archiveseedbank.com | @archiveseeds
Niche Pink Biscotti
Pink Biscotti hits your senses the moment you open the jar; a rich aroma blends sweet cookies, earthy herbs and ripe fruit. The smell is deep and resinous, filling the air with a sugary nuttiness and a hint of spice. The flavor is just as indulgent, coating your palate with a smooth mix of tonka bean, warm spices and a subtle herbal finish. The high begins with an uplifting heady rush before settling into a full-body calm. Perfect for easing stress and anxiety, Pink Biscotti is a potent indulgence that delivers both relaxation and a sensory experience worth savoring. –Review by Jake Kern
FullTilt Labs Frost Donkey
Frost Donkey’s odor will overwhelm you the second you crack the jar, unleashing a deep, gassy aroma cut with warm vanilla and amber. The rich scent is layered with citrus, pine, and sour spice, opening the palate up for the heavy resin content of this frost-covered strain. The flavor follows in perfect form, blending nutty sweetness with sharp lemon and a touch of diesel. This high comes on fast, settling the mind with a euphoric kick before settling into a deep, full-bodied relaxation. Perfect for unwinding, Frost Donkey delivers a smooth, potent experience that melts away stress and keeps you locked into pure comfort. –Review by Jake Kern
fulltiltlabs.com | @fulltilt_labs
Tokesly Dante’s Inferno
Locally grown in New Jersey by Tokesly using some of Colorado’s finest genetics, Dante’s Inferno unfurls into layered high, slowly working through your body with a sensation of sweet sedation. A cross of Oreoz and Devil Driver, this strain carries a creamy aroma with overtones of ripe berries, layered over a deep foundation of chocolate and diesel. The flavor is just as rich, balancing sugary fruit with a spicy kick. Breaking up these dense, resin-packed buds leaves your fingers sticky, hinting at the potency within. Expect a slow descent into full-body relaxation while your mind stays sharp, sparking creativity amid the calm. –Review by Jake Kern
Umamii Black Maple
Black Maple is as visually striking as it is flavorful, with dark, rich hues and deep canyons of crystallization running through its dense buds. The aroma is addictively sweet at first, rolling into a pleasant musk with notes of sweet grape, black pepper and warm wood. The flavor follows suit, balancing chocolatey richness with a woody, peppery exhale and subtle hints of gas and vanilla. Its high is both physically relaxing and mentally engaging, making it perfect for creative sessions, social gatherings or just unwinding. Expect a smooth lift before settling into a mellow, satisfying comedown. –Review by Jake Kern
enjoyumamii.com | @enjoy.umamii
High Road Moonbow
High Road’s Moonbow is a great example of how sometimes the sequels are better than the original. It’s everything you might want in a Z strain: soft sweet candy on the nose, an uplifting mood-boosting high and that signature mouth-coating sweetness. But with better bag appeal, easier to grow and maybe even a bit more potent given the Dosidos hidden in the lineage. This version of the standout strain smokes smooth from start to finish, with no noticeable harshness and white ash — just clean-burning, top-shelf power. A true standout for Z fans who like their flavor with some extra muscle, this is another solid entry from the team at High Road. –Review by ADHDDEAD
highroad207.com | @highroad207
Good Life Gardens Road Rage OG
This one wipes out stress on impact. Grown in Maine by small-batch craft producers Good Life Gardens, this Road Rage OG reeks of gas, rubber and something funky — almost borderline offensive. After the first hit slaps you heavy, with the Hot Rod lineage revving straight to the skull, while the Swamp Thing genetics creep in just as fast, melting tension and replacing it with a deep, eyes-low calm. Perfect for turning down the noise without losing the edge. The high is less road rage and more cruise control with the bass up. –Review by ADHDDEAD
Cupcakes Cannabis Pie Face
The guys up in the mountains of Maine at Cupcakes Cannabis have really dialed in the balance on this Pie Face, letting that Cherry Pie lineage shine with a deep, rich fruit note that lingers on both the nose and translates nicely to the exhale. A balanced hybrid, it’s not without some oomph from the Face Off OG side that keeps it from getting too soft, cutting through with a stoney, head-hugging potency that settles behind the eyes. The flower is smooth, flavorful and potent enough to make time slip a little. This one seems ideal for winding down without getting knocked out while still being a tasty smoke. –Review by ADHDDEAD
cupcakescannabis.com
Firefly Organics Glueberry
This one does exactly what the name says. Firefly Organics’ Glueberry blends MOB’s (Mother of Berries) tart berry profile with GG4’s signature sticky funk, creating a flavor that somehow legitimately tastes like blueberry glue. It’s a unique combination that has your taste buds bouncing back and forth on the exhale through a haze of thick, milky smoke. The high results in a full-body melt-into-the-couch sensation, locking you down and keeping you there. –Review by ADHDDEAD
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