We’re looking ahead to summertime and good vibes, so we popped open the stash from Los Cooler Boyz and filled our lungs with proper joints and the beautiful Black Rose Runtz.
Good things come in coolers, like hash, crispy drinks and treats ready to hit the barbecue on a hot summer day. Yes, we know it’s February in the PNW, but that’s the best part about weed. It can take you on a mental journey, out of the rain and darkness, to a time where the sun sets after 7 p.m. once again.
To achieve this mental state, several joints and a bong hit are required, so we started with a Candy Fumez joint. The Candy Fumez reeks of gas and Runtz-esque Z terpenes, with notes of chocolate and citrusy, piney candy coming through on a dry puff. Thick and juicy, the joint lights smoothly and tastes extremely fresh, with a 1.5-gram-thick roll, burning effortlessly with fat clouds of sweet, gassy smoke. By the end of the joint, we were euphoric, focused, happy and high as fuck, certifying this as the perfect personal joint for a heavy stoner.
DANIEL BERMAN
Next, we dove into the Black Rose Runtz flower and joint, going back to back with a bong hit and a fat doob. The flower is dark purple and super frosty, and the ripe Runtz gas rips out of the jar, filling the mind with notes of earthy and piney Z terps, dark roses and a kiss of chocolate and orange spice. We rip a bowl and spark the joint, relishing the Runtz-like gassy smoke and a sugary, rose petal-tinged exhale. This flower is instantly relaxing, sending the mind and body into chillaxed mode, the perfect replacement for the 5 p.m. glass of wine after a long, stressful day.
These hand-rolled, glass-tipped, full-flower joints are ready to get a group stoned or send the discerning individual straight into the kitchen (since we’ve established it’s not cooler weather). None do it better than the classic Sour Diesel, which ignites senses with piney gas and an old-school, hazy Diesel that takes us back to the good old days of classic strains, fat joints and getting ridiculously baked.
