We love single-source craft Cannabis, where the same flower powers delicious concentrates and cartridges, so we topped off our stash of gas with a lineup of heavy and heady terpenes from Skörd.
Skörd is a Swedish term for harvest, which the team has been doing for over a decade, growing craft Cannabis with a family-business-meets-passionate-stoner vibe. This lasting legacy of top-shelf flower has propelled the farm to grow through years of changing markets, focusing on genetics and quality while maintaining a scale that delivers consistency, crop after crop.
Everything begins in the garden, where hands guide the plant from fresh starts to thick and juicy buds, and we started our sesh with the Souped Up flower, an intense and heavy cross of Motor Breath X SinMints by Sin City Seeds. A gearhead term for built-up motors, Souped Up gets our engine revving with sharp sherbert gas, heavy, funked-up minty kush and a breathy finish that’s complex and indulgently intoxicating straight from the jar.
The buds are thick and heavily frosted, with little foxtails and a sticky snap that leaves fingers super sticky with greasy terps. This flower hits the gas hard on inhale, burning smooth but thick with resin, then delivering a heavy, breathy and gassy exhale that rips into the senses, turning the dial up to 11 and blowing way past the speed limit.
Once the flower had fully settled into our stoned frontal lobes, we turned to the Key Lime Pie #6, the dab equivalent of dessert. Golden orange and glistening with terps, this oil reeks of sharp limey gas, layered with frosted, funky, creamy fuel that’s ready to ignite the senses. First low-temp tokes release a vapor that’s as bright and refreshing as an infused Sprite, tingling the palate on exhale and quenching our terp thirsts with a citrusy zing. Euphoric and creative, but heavy enough to be noticeably stoned, this is a daytime adventure waiting in each glob.
Fully baked and ready for snacks, we popped a fresh RS11 cart onto our nifty electric guitar battery from Golden Cedar Wholesale and prepared to venture into the rainy world in search of munchies and caffeine. Rainbow Sherbert #11 is a classic cross of Pink Guava X Sunset Sherbert, with a gorgeous golden color that’s fully visible in the clear tank of the cart, ready to be vaporized hundreds of times.
Ripping the penjamin releases thick clouds of gassy sherbert and sweet, smooth guava that rolls over the palate like a stoney dream. True flower flavor hits the palate with each hit, filling the air and mind with a cloudy high that’s hazy, dreamy and ready for munchies. With a trifecta of Skörd terps filling the mind and body, there’s no better buzz to go soil to oil with, except for the addition of a triple-shot latte!
